DECONSTRUCTION
If any theory takes blood, sweat, and tears to master, it's deconstruction. Often dismissed as white devil sophistry, this way of reading, pioneered by hottie Jacques Derrida, is one of the most rigorous—er, hardcore—and useful around.
That's right. You heard us. We're convinced that deconstruction can be useful. No, really.
Deconstruction can help us to question and revise everything we're told about the world—our received ideas. So it can make us more critical citizens as well as more critical readers of literary texts.
But if you really want to set deconstruction to work, you've got to work to achieve that goal. Never mind the theory's enticing talk about "play." It is not kid stuff. Think of deconstruction as, at the very least PG-13, kind of material. Though we're sure many of you grad students out there would say this theory gave you nightmares and would slap an "R" on it faster than we can say "Gayatri Spivak" twice.
It's true: you need a fully developed brain—the bigger, the better—to process the lessons that Derrida and Co. have to impart. They want to teach us about how everything we consider to be a capital-T Truth has been carefully constructed by other heavy-hitting philosophers in the tradition, and how those Truths continue to influence the way we see the world today.
But they're not gonna make it easy on us.
Derrida's not here to make friends, dudes and dudettes. But he is here to open your mind to The Politics of Friendship. His brand's not for the faint of heart, but it will open your heart while blowing your mind.
Think you're ready? Good. We promise that you'll have a lot to show for the time you spend at deconstruction Boot Camp: a whole set of conceptual tools and reading techniques, applicable in a wide range of times and places.
In the meantime, here are a handful of dos and don'ts to help you avoid awkwardness at the deconstructionist dinner party you have to attend this weekend.
(1) Derrida's the guy who started it all, and he still commands everyone's respect. During his lifetime, his buds called him "Jackie," but don't drop his nickname in polite society. Instead, practice your pronunciation: De-ri-DAH.
(2) Deconstruction values nothing more highly than close reading. The closer the better—by which we mean: the more sophisticated, stylistically elegant, and philosophically literate. So, don't own up to reading US Weekly unless you're prepared to say something subversive about it. And if you've got a few extra hours, we recommend brushing up on your Baudelaire.
(3) In deconstruction, philosophy and literature truly are birds of a feather. There's no telling them apart. Deconstructionists treat philosophers like authors and vice versa. They also pride themselves on their own prose styles as much as, if not more than, their argumentative skills. We beg of you: don't make the mistake of dissing a deconstructionist's rhetoric. And you better come up with some fancy stylings of your own, or someone else steals the mic from you right quick.
(4) Deconstructionists tend to have sophisticated fashion senses, even if they often opt for basic black. You'll score points by complimenting their accessories, and even more if you point out the fallacy of the clothing/accessory binary, which deconstructionists think is so pre-post-structuralist.
(5) The same goes for the opposition between main dishes and desserts. Deconstructionists are over this artificial division, and you'll ingratiate yourself to them if you get over it, too. Try starting a conversation by overturning the received assumption that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, for example. Or try posing questions like these: "Who ever said that coffee and cake shouldn't be served before salad? Isn't it time to undo this hierarchical opposition? It's almost as phallocentric as the speech/writing binary." Sweet-toothed Derrideans will be impressed. And grateful.
Thanks.
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